Stay Busy!
There are probably a fair amount of subscribers here who, like myself, are in the entertainment business. Right now, unemployment is the name of the game. So here are a few tips and tricks I’ve developed to stay sane in this uncertain time.
Listen to your favorite songs over and over.
Listen until you don’t know where you begin and Dark Horse by Katy Perry feat. Juicy J ends.
Find a nemesis.
Now, yes, if you work in show business, of course you already have a nemesis. But the whole point here is to spice things up. It’s time to meet and conspire against new people!
Pretend to be important.
Obviously, you are important in the humanist sense, but I mean important in a way that is actually real. A Maitre D or a judge, for example. With the advent of the dark web, it’s a lot easier to get an official gavel than it used to be.
Play Sonic Spinball on Sega Genesis.
Every day. All day. Fall asleep with the controller in your hand. Who’s going to stop you?
For one hour a day, imagine how your life would’ve turned out if your parents had named you Seth.
Like, be for real. Seth?
Get invited into the Criterion Closet but only talk about Second Sight releases.
This one is number six because that’s how many of you will find this funny.